I’m going to win powerball on Wednesday! I’m very happy about it.
Tony Robbins (motivational speaker guy) knew a married couple who said without a trace of doubt that they were winning the lottery next time they played. And you know what? They won!
And that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I’m winning the God-damned powerball on Wednesday. Don’t start kissing up to me and pretending to be my friend, it’s too late.
I have my new house picked out. Four bedrooms, 5 baths – jacuzzi in the master, in- ground pool, couple of fireplaces, marble countertops in the kitchen and front-loader washer & dryer tucked away in the finished basement. It’s a little over a million, nothing too extravagant. I’m not that greedy.
Ohh, cute guy alert! BEEP BEEP. Just walked in Starbucks. He saw me from outside and decided to come in. I thought we had a moment, but he walked right passed me! Just wait until I win the powerball on Wednesday, then we’ll see who’s walkin’ past who.
He ordered a hot chocolate. How cute. What is he like, 5?
I was going to write about my clients today, but I don’t have time.