Annoying woman at work – You’re Jessica, right?
Me – No
Annoying woman – I’m sorry I keep forgetting your name, whats your name again?
Me – I’m Melanie
Annoying woman – MeloDy or MelaNie?
Me – Melanie with an ‘n’
This is about the fifth time she asked me my name.
Sarah – You should’ve just told her you’re Jessica.
Me – I will next time.