Here are the latest updates on my exquisitely ordinary life.
I bought a tempur-pedic mattress topper at walmart for $55. It’s not the tempur-pedic name brand, but it’s memory foam. Now my hips don’t hurt when I lay on my side!
I bought a used book about feng shui. I like buying used books rather than new ones because the old ones have stuff written in them, words highlighted and dog-eared pages. It makes my reading experience more enjoyable when I know someone else enjoyed the same book. And it only cost $5.
So far all I did for my feng shui was put a purple candle in my prosperity corner. Purple candles placed in the upper left hand side of your room, or house can bring in money. I’m fully booked today, maybe its working?
I bought the PS3 along with my favorite game series, Final Fantasy. I bought it on Sunday and played it from 10 pm to 5 am, slept, woke up at 2 pm and played the game again until 10 pm – I stopped once to make myself some sardines and crackers because it was the quickest thing I could grab, and I was ravenous. And I like sardines.
On Tuesday night I thought my aunt and crazy OCD cousin were planning to kill me. It was really quiet upstairs and my aunt was pacing back and forth, back and forth. My parents weren’t home, I was getting nervous.
I’m starting to feel sorry for her again. She’s not grown up, she’s still a little girl. She said some horrible things to me, and talks about me to my mother who tells her to stop.
Mom – You’re talking about my daughter, I don’t say anything bad about your kids, stop talking about her.
I havent spoken to her since she called me a fucking asshole.
A few weeks ago I was making breakfast and my mom tells me she and my dad are leaving again for Atlantic city.
Me – But I don’t feel welcome in my own house when you’re not here.
Mom – Nobody bothers you, you shouldn’t feel that way.
Me – I know nobody bothers me. Nobody says one word to me. It’s like I don’t exist.
My aunt heard this conversation, but instead of taking it as an opening for communication, she gets defensive and insulted. Her hatred for me is growing – I can feel it. I feel it every time she’s around me.
I have to get back to work. I’m going to be late.